Scenario #6

After a dumb "argument" between a musician and their bouncer. Musician, "You know what? I'm done! You no longer work for me!" Bouncer, "Yeah. Leave." Musician walks away (dramatically). Bouncer watches. Mumbles, "I hope you get punched." Musician, "What?" Bouncer, "What?" Suddenly, the bouncer gets electricuted by his vest and eventually pleads to the musician to return, "Wait! Come back! I'll still work for you!" Musician (sarcastically), "Oh? So you think I was right this whole time, now?". Bouncer, "No, it's--", they struggle to talk between being zapped. The musician says a couple more lines, "You *really* don't want me to go, huh." and, "So you'll still be my buddy?". Finally, the Musician, "Aww! I KNEW you couldn't really let go! ...Of all the cash and booze you'll get after this, of course. You really have a heart in there, after all!"

Scenario #5

Slum Dweller gets chased out of a hideout by a goon. Slum dweller sees a cop, "Oh thank God! Officer! Officer! There's this freak attacking me, please help!" Goon shoots at the slum dweller once. Suddenly, the cop becomes hostile towards the slum dweller too, and starts chasing after them, too.

Scenario #4

Doctor attempts to knock out a supercop with chloroform, it fails. All surrounding supercops are alerted, suddenly, a ton of gunfire. Doc's losing health, they drink like 10 alcoholic beverages (healing +5, +10 repeatedly), amd eats a burger (heals +20), all while running away, just barely making it out.

Scenario #3

A Bouncer and a Musician face a red laser. Bouncer instructs the musician to stay put, and goes to check out how to de-activate it. Musician grabs out a grenade they found, "I'll help!", and throws it at the laser. Bouncer exclaims, "NOOO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!" and the musician blows up the area, alerts a goon, and everybody dies.

This really happened. Except, I think it was just the musician and the goon that died in this scenario. And even though what actually happened was probably the alerted goon started shooting at us, so the musician (which I regretfully gave a grenade to) threw it back, I couldn't help but imagine them making a funny, dumb attempt to help out.

Scenario #2

Rookie Assassin *trying* to neutralise a musician. Camoflauge, then backstab -- one that doesn't reach. Goon bodyguards look back and go like, "The hell...?" and "Whuzzat?" They all turn back and speak among themselves: "What was that?", "I dunno...", "What a weirdo." "Hahaha."

This is a scenario of an unsuccessful assassin. Alternatively, here's another of a more successful one: https://wethuzzplayssor.blogspot.com/2025/01/scenario-1.html

I always find it funny when clearly it LOOKS like my character's making an attempt to murder someone, which completely misses, and everyone surrounding them just brushes it off as if nothing malicioius was going on. Or like when there's clearly a fight inside of a building and all the people outside, cops included, just watch. I like to imagine them thinking to themselves, "Yep, I don't think there's some kind of emergency or terrible ruckus going on in there."

Scenario #1

Rookie Assassin on a neutralisation mission to take out all the cops in the situation. Camoflauge, BACKSTAB!, victim's fellow cop checks up on them, BACKSTAB!, 2nd victim's fellow cop checks up on them, BACKSTAB!, third victim's fellow cop checks up on them. Assassin gets away thinking, "holy crap!". Mission Complete.

This is a scenario of a successful assassin. Alternatively, here's another of an unsuccessful one: https://wethuzzplayssor.blogspot.com/2025/01/scenario-2.html