Wednesday, 29 January 2025

Scenario #3

A Bouncer and a Musician face a red laser. Bouncer instructs the musician to stay put, and goes to check out how to de-activate it. Musician grabs out a grenade they found, "I'll help!", and throws it at the laser. Bouncer exclaims, "NOOO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!" and the musician blows up the area, alerts a goon, and everybody dies.

This really happened. Except, I think it was just the musician and the goon that died in this scenario. And even though what actually happened was probably the alerted goon started shooting at us, so the musician (which I regretfully gave a grenade to) threw it back, I couldn't help but imagine them making a funny, dumb attempt to help out.

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