Monday, 10 February 2025

Scenario #6

After a dumb "argument" between a musician and their bouncer. Musician, "You know what? I'm done! You no longer work for me!" Bouncer, "Yeah. Leave." Musician walks away (dramatically). Bouncer watches. Mumbles, "I hope you get punched." Musician, "What?" Bouncer, "What?" Suddenly, the bouncer gets electricuted by his vest and eventually pleads to the musician to return, "Wait! Come back! I'll still work for you!" Musician (sarcastically), "Oh? So you think I was right this whole time, now?". Bouncer, "No, it's--", they struggle to talk between being zapped. The musician says a couple more lines, "You *really* don't want me to go, huh." and, "So you'll still be my buddy?". Finally, the Musician, "Aww! I KNEW you couldn't really let go! ...Of all the cash and booze you'll get after this, of course. You really have a heart in there, after all!"

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Scenario #6

After a dumb "argument" between a musician and their bouncer. Musician, "You know what? I'm done! You no longer work for ...