Scenario #6

After a dumb "argument" between a musician and their bouncer. Musician, "You know what? I'm done! You no longer work for me!" Bouncer, "Yeah. Leave." Musician walks away (dramatically). Bouncer watches. Mumbles, "I hope you get punched." Musician, "What?" Bouncer, "What?" Suddenly, the bouncer gets electricuted by his vest and eventually pleads to the musician to return, "Wait! Come back! I'll still work for you!" Musician (sarcastically), "Oh? So you think I was right this whole time, now?". Bouncer, "No, it's--", they struggle to talk between being zapped. The musician says a couple more lines, "You *really* don't want me to go, huh." and, "So you'll still be my buddy?". Finally, the Musician, "Aww! I KNEW you couldn't really let go! ...Of all the cash and booze you'll get after this, of course. You really have a heart in there, after all!"

Scenario #3

A Bouncer and a Musician face a red laser. Bouncer instructs the musician to stay put, and goes to check out how to de-activate it. Musician grabs out a grenade they found, "I'll help!", and throws it at the laser. Bouncer exclaims, "NOOO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!" and the musician blows up the area, alerts a goon, and everybody dies.

This really happened. Except, I think it was just the musician and the goon that died in this scenario. And even though what actually happened was probably the alerted goon started shooting at us, so the musician (which I regretfully gave a grenade to) threw it back, I couldn't help but imagine them making a funny, dumb attempt to help out.